Painfully British Haikus

Publisher: Penguin Books Ltd Release date: 2019-11-14

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This Christmas give them,The PERFECT stocking filler, Sure to make them laugh. The Sellotape endUnlocatable it seemsChristmas is cancelledHow many gin tinsIs decreed appropriate For this train journey? The sound of a splashMy Hobnob falls to piecesMy tea is sulliedEvery houseplantSuffers a slow painful deathI am a monsterYou're at the seasideA seagull eyes your MagnumYou won't win that fightEnjoy this hilarious collection of over 200 haikus that sum up the complex, confusing and often compounding character of the British people - a great stocking filler or secret santa gift!

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Additional Information

Genre: United Kingdom, Great Britain

Collection: Penguin

Type: EPub

Pages: 144

ISBN: 9781405944687

Additional Information

Genre: United Kingdom, Great Britain

Collection: Penguin

Type: EPub

Pages: 144

ISBN: 9781405944687

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