Big Ass Book of Jokes

Editeur: Ulysses Press Date de sortie: 2009-04-01

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SIDE-SPLITTING JOKES TO SHARE WITH FAMILY, FRIENDS & COWORKERSDont you want to be the person with an endless supply of jokes? In The Big Ass Book of Jokes, theres a joke to tell every day about everythingfrom midgets, blind people and blondes to lawyers, priests and politicians. Why dont women blink during foreplay?They dont have time. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.Teach him how to fish and he will sit in the boat and drink beer all day. The customs agent asks Collin to identify a bottle in his luggage.Thats holy water from Rome, says Collin. The customs agent opens it and says, This smells more like whisky.Isnt that amazing, says Collin. Another miracle! A blonde finds her husband in bed with a redhead, so she grabs a gun and holds it to her own head. The husband begs her not to shoot herself.The blonde shouts at him, Shut up! Youre next! A man walks by a poker game in a casino that has three men and a dog. Thats a very smart dog, says the man.Hes not so cleaver, says one of the players. Every time he gets

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Informations complémentaires

Genre: Jokes & riddles

Collection: Ulysses Press

Format: EPub

Pages: 480

ISBN: 9781569759400

Informations complémentaires

Genre: Jokes & riddles

Collection: Ulysses Press

Format: EPub

Pages: 480

ISBN: 9781569759400

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